I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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