David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
honey bunches of taint.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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