Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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