it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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