Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
