# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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