your parents love me but you hate me
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
