Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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