i don't like sucking hair
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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