I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She's just so happy...and so naked.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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