Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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