My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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