with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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