I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
