I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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