I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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