This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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