thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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