Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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