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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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