Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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