Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Randomize
