you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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