That's intense
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it because I queefed?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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