Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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