she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
