In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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