They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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