So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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