susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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