do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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