CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
