Small penises have feelings too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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