have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My vagina just recognized that song.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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