this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Are we still banned from the library?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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