Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
