i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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