I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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