Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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