I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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