I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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