I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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