dude i'm inner monologue high
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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