I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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