It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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