Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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