Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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