Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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