Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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