why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
