i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
