in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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